Ah.. The time of our third review has arrived as today I’m reviewing Three Doors Down’s smash single “Kryptonite”. The first good sign of this song was that three of the band members wrote it ( the lead singer, the lead guitarist and lead bassist). Ok we open the video with an elderly man dressed in only his underwear holding something in his hands. Next we flash to a TV screen apparently showing our protagonist in the music video in his glory days. The next shot is of the band on a rooftop my question is what are they doing there. Apparently our former great heroes signature was doing a double thumbs up to the camera, really no catchphrase just two thumbs up talk about a cheesy superhero. The first line is well I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind so apparently our hero must of done something very bad if he has a troubled mind.
Then he apparently left his younger body in the sands of time resulting in the age change. Now the old man lets go of whatever he had while we’re told he watches from the dark side of the moon personally I don’t believe that is possible. Man this guy must not clean his apartment if there are cockroaches in his food. Next the old heroine hears a what looks to be like a pimp and a hooker arguing in the hallway apparently the old man wants to get some as he checks on the disturbance the pimp sees him and the old man rushes back into his apartment. I’ve got to say the pub where they show the band repetitively in helps the song out as it gives off a dark rock like feeling to it. Back to the song the old man runs back in his room and opens the top drawer to reveal his old costume shining in glory. Also didn’t know the old man had a superhuman mind because early he was living with cockroaches.
The old man puts on his superhero apparel before walking behind the pimp and his hooker talk about nosy. Apparently the old man gets stopped by a group of Goths as they all charge him and the old man can’t seem to get away from them. After the old man gets mugged by the Goths he scurries towards finding the pimp and his hooker. As we get a shot in side of the pub where all the old super villains hang out apparently as the band plays for them. Now apparently some random douche bag starts to fuck around with the old man’s mask and cape. While back in the pub someone must of ordered a green pile of shit or what appears to be kryptonite. Now apparently the lead singer and one of the villains have a gay moment with him singing to him. Next question is why are all the super villains riding a mechanical bull are they so bored that’s all they can do. Apparently the pimp loves to pubs without his women as the old hero spots him and dives from an above glass window crashing on top of the pimp giving a double thumbs up. That was 3 doors down’s Kryptonite a solid song for a solid band who has been a model of consistency still going today.
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